dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

'boys are dumb and don’t realize stuff unless you actually tell them'
— the truest statement my friend has ever made to me (via s-un-rise)


do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

michaelgclifford:

school tips:

  • start your homework friday 
  • get as much done as you can in advance
  • keep working ahead on assignments
  • i promise this feels so good u will be instantly less stressed and sunday nights are not as scary
'I love her because of her quirks, not in spite of them.'
— Matthew Fisher on Tamed by Emma Chase (via suspend)